A couple of years ago I was in London. I was on a side road in the city and saw this student so I let her cross so before I turned into a one way street. It was a nice gesture, she was holding loads of books and looked in a rush.

Then behind me there was this horn, it got louder and more repetitive. I look behind me to see this Range Rover. The final few steps of this girl as she was crossing and the road would be clear.

She gets on the pavement and goes on her merry way and I decide to flip off the Range Rover as he had to wait 4 seconds of his life.

This was my mistake. As I drove into the one way stree this guy followe me. More horn, more flashing of the high beams. There's people everywhere just staring. I keep thingies hes just going to shout and then speed of..so I turn onto the main road and proceed to carry on with my day.

Then all of a sudden this guy floors it and pulls a police stopping manuver. so I mount the edge of the curb and speed past this fucker and head down another road. IM thinking " what the fuck... This can't be happening" he starts to chase me, I've going round all the roads, like the Italian Job, I probably broke the speed limit I was so scared I almost shit myself, my palms were soaking. I put on my gloves and they just get damp and humid. I go left, then right, then find an alley way like they do in the movies - it had cobble stones. I just park up and start hyperventilating like a total loser. Low and behold this guy races up behind me. So I set off and try to find the nearest patrol car knowing full well I started the whole issue, I was ready for my first police interview I just wanted it to end. I then get stopped at a red light and Range Rover man pulls up, gestures to roll down the window in the corner of my eye - I do but a millimetre as I was afraid he was going to throw shit of spit or whatever. He starts shouting and then I realise he's from the Middle east, wearing a suit, really fat and starts calling me every name under the son. I just sit there dead still, turn my head and say "have........a-a-- nice day"

He jus says "FUCK YOU ENGLISH" and speeds off.

Ahh and I never did anything for anyone on the road again..