3. What's the best luck you have ever had in your life?

What's the best luck you have ever had in your life?

This story is a little NSFW:

So I was home from the army for a week and was bored so, out of sheer boredom and horniness I posted an m4w ad on craigslist not thinking anything would ever come of it.

About 2 days later (after forgetting I even posted anything) I receive an email from a guy telling me he would love to watch his partner getting railed by a young guy. Sent a few emails back and forth and agreed to meet up with them at their hotel.

So I arrive at the hotel, at this point I'm sure that I'm gonna be murdered by some crazy guy, I see only the guy standing outside but he assures me his "woman" is upstairs in the room. Me being the horny fuck that I am figures "what the heck, might as well" and head upstairs with him.

So here I am walking up the hotel stairs behind a balding middle aged chubby guy, so as we get to the door to the room I'm sure the second he opens the door some guys are gonna jump me, I get ready to give some guys an ass beating and lo and behold what do I see? A super hot and I'm not kidding super hot, young woman in her 20's wearing a tight black dress. Needless to say that night was a TON of fun.

tl;dr: Thought I was gonna get railed in the ass, ended up railing in the ass.

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