Oh man I've been waiting to share this story. So I was at a lake house with about 25 close friends as a end of summer/off to college weekend. We were all getting shitfaced (lol) and I was no exception. Now i hate using the restroom anywhere public, especially in a place where I know people can hear me. This bathroom was the epitome of that. Right in the middle of the living room downstairs where all of my friends were hanging out.

Now after one too many attempts at a kegstand, my stomach began sloshing all around and that's when it hit me that I needed to unload a demon. I was frantically looking around for another bathroom but there were some people having sex in the master bedroom and another couple upstairs so my only option was the living room toilet. In my drunken stupor, I thought NAH NO WAY, and decided that my best course of action was somewhere outside.

So I drunkenly stumbled my way to this little beach area where there were a couple of docks and snuck around a corner to plop a squat. It was like my ass was furious with me or something because it was one of the most uncomfortable shits I've ever taken in my life. I got sand in my ass and had to wipe with some leaves. I'm unsure if anybody saw it the next day but I never thought about it again until i saw this post.