What's a problem of yours that would be solved if someone just gave you $5000?

Get my boat out of impound.

It sounds dumb, and it is. I rent out my place on the weekends, so instead of crashing with friends and family I bought an old boat. My city has insane laws about not having a tow vehicle attached to the trailer and impounded my boat.

It's 800 bucks to get it back, wtf! I never even got a notice or anything. I checked every day because I parked my car and left it in front of my house for 3 days and they put a notice on it saying I had to move it or they'd tow it. Absolutely fucking nothing. Went to grab it today at 2pm to head out and it's gone. They towed it at 1pm... I fucking looked at my boat this morning at 9am for any marking or sticker or notice. Nothing.

I'm still fucking livid. 14.50 per 12 hour period so I've no idea on how I'm gonna get it out now. Maybe some It's always sunny in Philadelphia shenanigans are in order.

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