Whats a small town dark secret you know?

In my town there was a 200kg+ pedophile. Everyone knew that he tried to get little boys to do "stuff" on webcam. He basically became a meme as he rode around town on a moped being slowed down to half the speed due to his weight and the helmet was always 2/3 parts on.

I remember this one time. It was winter and the snow lay about 30cm high. We were sitting in our classroom with windows facing the courtyard with a soccer field. Suddenly a moped appears, it's clear that this guy is driving it. He proceeds to drive straight out on the snowy field. Right after him is a police car, lights on, it stops in front of the field and they start running after him instead.

They caught up to him and brought him in for trial on the pedophile charges against him. He was found guilty, he got away with x hours of community service. He is still a meme in the town and you can still see this guy driving around on his moped.

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