I've got two really limp fingers on my left hand, the rest of my fingers are fine with normal grip strength but these two fingers are about fifty per cent weaker; since partially dislocating my jaw in a fight it clicks incessantly; my sternum pops when I stretch since being hit by a car; I can put my left arm behind my neck and across my shoulder completely flat because I damaged it and it healed badly; I can't go out into the sun because of burns (but that shouldn't be a problem this year because my skin should have healed); permanent floaters in the eyes thanks to boxing; I've got a semi-mobile grain of bone or something in my forehead since yet another fight (might be the same one as the jaw); and finally I can't straighten my left arm completely (it's minor, like a 170' angle) since cracking my elbow at eight.

I think considering the amount of trouble I used to get into in my youth compounded by my family's belief that you shouldn't go to the hospital if you got injured through your own fault, I'm lucky to be all in one piece. Most of my injuries healed without any medical treatment so things are a bit weird.