What's the weirdest place you've woken up?

There’s a few. Woke up numerous times in college in funny positions and places. First time I tried fireball I split a bottle with two other guys. Woke up butt naked passed out on my bathroom floor locked in. My buddy called me and said he woke up naked in his closet, and the other guy woke up naked under his bed.

Woke up once sleeping on my remote, full slice of caprese pizza stuck to my back, the pizza box, a pen, and an open notebook.

Woke up under a pool table at a random frat house in college town near mine.

Weirdest one was I woke up from a blackout/nap under my buddy’s neighbor’s boat. I was mid blowie when the girl asked it I was ever going to finish. My autopilot was on point that night.

I’m sure there are others, but I don’t remember them.

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