What's the weirdest thing your pet has ever done?

When I was younger I used to have a pet mouse called Timmy . One day I was playing with him in my bed before I would go to sleep . One I was playing with him and I fell asleep . I used to got bed in the nude because I thought it was comfier than pajamas . Anyway I woke up with a scratching sensation in my butthole only to realise my poor mouse and Timmy got too curious and crawled up my ass. I didn't know this at the time so my first reaction was to put my hand on where the affected area was, a felt a hairy blob and a tail like object. At this moment I realised that it was my mouse so I tensed my bowels in an effort to get Timmy out . Timmy came on along with a wave of brown on my white bedsheets, I was really tired so I fell back asleep after cleaning up Timmy and putting him back in the cage . A week later I had a stinging butthole still , I went to the doctor to find out that in timmys efforts to escape he had scratched the interior of my bowels , this of which got infected . I had to be rushed to hospital immediately and get treated for the infection . I had a full recovery but sadly Timmy only lasted 2 weeks after the incident .

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