WARNING: SORRY FOR THE LONG POST, THIS IS INFACT MY CRAZIEST DRINKING/PARTYING STORY.
My college roommates and I were in our second year of college and it was during midterms week. Finally finishing 4 exams in a matter of two days and working 35 hours that week we decided to blow off some steam and have a couple of beers and some a little bit. Me and my two roommates went to pick up a friend and went back to our place to start enjoying a nice bros night in. Around 20 minutes after smoking one of my roommates starts talking to himself saying things like "no I can't do that" & "we all can't go toward the light". Being as we were all a little stoned and had a couple of beers in us I just let him sit on the couch by himself and continue to talk to himself. Well around 5 minutes later he pretends to choke one of my other roomates, and proceeded to pretend to stab my with a pencil saying "im just going to come at you like AHHHH" (the caps was him screaming loud as fuck) and him saying "either you're going to kill me, or i'm going to kill you". I was baffled I had no idea what the fuck I had just witnessed. I didn't know if my mind was playing a trick on me from being intoxicated or if I had experienced was in fact real. Well after that I told him he needed to get the fuck away from me because I became visibly frightened because he got close to actually stabbing me with this pencil a few times. He said your right im sorry and said good night because he was going to go upstairs and get some sleep. After he went upstairs my one buddy we had picked up and my other roommate looked at each other in disbelief not really sure what to say. We had never seen behavior like this, he was acting extremely weird and the entire room had a extremely odd vibe in it. About two minutes later we head someone stomping down the stairs like a damn herd or elephants and we look over and see this mother fucker with a knife jump on top of us and try stabbing us. We all flee but I see him on top of one of my friend was significantly smaller than this guy so I step in and fight this fuck face with the knife. Well long story short the cops got called, I had blood on me from beating this dudes ass and got arrested because the cops saw me beaten up with blood on me. After being arrested they wanted my statement on paper, which I looked at the officer and said "there is no way in hell im able to write im very intoxicated" but he insisted I write out what happened. I write my statement from left to right until there is no where else to write for that line and instead of going down a line I turned the paper sideways because at the time I was like "yeah this seems like the correct way to write words". My police statement ends up looking like a fucked up version of gary the snails shell as I continued this process. The craziest part was the next day when I realized I was so messed up I was recording us talking stupid (doing stupid college kid shit) and accidently captured the entire incident on film on my iPhone. Anyway sorry for the long post boys, no one was significantly harmed in case anyone was wondering. It took a long time to get over this incident but I kind of think some parts were funny. Sorry if this got way too real for this post but I think it is the craziest story to date of any party I've been to.