From a comment by /u/weeeaaa in /r/Switzerland The average day of a Swiss person

06:00:00 Be woken up by precise swiss alarm clock. 06:07:50 Start breakfast consisting of gold-sprinkled toblerone, cheese and ovomaltine. 06:23:00 Brush teeth for exactly four minutes. 06:26:55 Feel a little guilty because didn't follow exact schedule. 06:26:56 Don't enjoy those extra five seconds. 06:31:30 Leave house and walk to train station 06:55:55 Arrive precisely 5sec before train departs 06:56:02 Get anxious because train hasn't left. 06:56:34 Train leaves. Be annoyed because train left the station too late. Where the fuck are we? A banana Republic?! This is madness! 06:56:35 Browse phone. Be annoyed at slow Internet in Train. 07:42:34 Train arrives at destination. 34 seconds too late. Miss my tram because of that. 07:49:30 Hop on 1 Tram too late. 08:07:30 Arrive 7:30 mins to late at Office Job. Get sent to Boss' office. Asks me if I have problems at home. "One more time and I'm gonna heve to let you go." 09:00:05 20min coffee break, already 5 seconds late. 09:01:05 Get table at the end of coffee table because I was too late. This day keeps getting worse. This can't happen again 09:18:30 Leave break room early because I don't want to be late again. Get weird looks from CoWorkers. 12:00:00 Lunch Break. Eat my Rösti at canteen. Toblerone for Dessert. Still getting weird looks from CoWorkers. Glad noone mentions me being late. That would be weird. 12:44:58 Lunch break over. Already sitting at my desk 2 seconds early. 17:00:00 Feierabend. Catch Tram to train station. 17:07:55 Be on train back home. 17:08:00 Train leaves on time. 17:54:05 Train arrives at hometown. 5 seconds late. WHAT THE FUCK!!! 18:12:23 Arrive at Migros, have to buy groceries. Milk, Eggs, Pasta, Toblerone, Rösti, Cheese for a 2 person household. Wow, only costs CHF 105.45. 18:29:22 Arrive at Coop to buy Bread because I'm no savage who buys Bread at Migros. 19:00:25 Arrive Home. Late again. Wife scolds me for being unreliable. Starts crying. We eat in Silence. 19:30:00 Watch Tagesschau 19:55:00 Watch Meteo 20:00:00 Leave for Yodeling Verein. 21:29:50 Yodeling ended 10 seconds early. Am relieved but a little disappointed. 21:50:00 Watch 10vor10. 22:10:00 Take shower 22:25:00 Brush teeth for exactly 4 Minutes. 22:29:05 Brush 5sec extra because still feel guilty about this morning. 22:30:00 Be in bed. Sex for 6 Minutes. Anything else would be inefficient. 22:36:00 Wife and I come at the same time. Obviously 22:37:00 Go to sleep after exactly one minute of cuddling. Anything else would be inefficient.