I remember there were login screens for CompuServe when we had our first internet accessible computer, and our parents had parental controls up so us little ones couldn't get on naughty sites or stumble upon something by accident. My 2 brothers and I pieced together through our collective knowledge that we could go onto our parents master account to login to CompuServe, and that would allow us access to the uncensored internet, and totally some boobage and to learn how babies were made. So after literally just trying random shit as a password for weeks, we figured out it was our street number and name, minus the "road" part, no spaces. Boom, we're in. First things we try are like, xxx.com, boobs.com, hey we don't fucking know where to begin, but if you had no knowledge of the internet really and wanted to see some tits, tits.com would be a logical guess. I don't have to fucking explain myself. Anyway so we actually just figure fuck it, this .com shit isn't working, lets search for porn. So we searched something like xxx boobs and one of the first things that popped up, was a bestiality site. It was something like horsexxx.com and you can guess which animal it was based around. The site had a black background, and as you scrolled down, they would display a preview to the video you could by, by showing the lady just casually holding the horse by the reins with a smile on her face with her tits flopping out, both looking into the camera. We didn't even piece together that these women were having sex with the horses, because we couldn't buy the videos to watch, so we just did with what we could, the women with tits out holding a horse. Hot. So then we tried another search because horsetits were getting old and we've seen it all. The next site our search engine leads us to is a fetish site, based around mature males fucking young women on their periods. Now this is where we got our first ideas of where babies came from, we studied these shots closely. Some shots were vag, we notice very few anal- but when there was anal, there were more expressionistic looks on their face, more shock and awe, but all had blood. So we figure, when you make babies, you stick your penis in their butt till the blood comes out, and vaginas were just there as fuck toys.

Then I remember mom coming downstairs early from her morning shower to find us looking at horse porn and that was the end of looking at porn for a long time in our household.