What's your greatest "Well I'm Fucked..." moment?

When I woke up in a hospital tied to the bed and thought I had died and entered the next life

I had candy flipped and had a good time, then decided to take some more acid and make some music. I think after the mdma robbed me of my serotonin and all that other good stuff my brain was prone to losing control. I had probably done acid north of 50 times at this point and was always that guy who was tripping balls but still in control. This was some seriously good acid though and I probably got a hit that was more saturated. Almost importantly, I was alone.

Anyways, I was tied to the bed because I kicked a nurse in the face. I have no problem with gay people, one of my best friends is gay, but this nurse was super flamboyantly gay and LSD was in the driver seat. I thought I had died, entered the next life and everyone in the next life was gay and I was freaking the fuck out when he tried to put an IV in me. Luckily he didn't press charges, I apologized profusely when I came to. I only vaguely remembered doing it after he told me when I woke up.

So, after I woke up, I managed to get out of the ties, like Houdini on acid. I was still fucked up and thinking I was in a new life and was really confused. I stuck my head out of the door and yelled hello and they came and told me what was up. That's when the "well, I'm fucked" set in.

I was in my underwear, I had run out of my apartment after taking a shower. I was found lying on the side of the road several miles from my apartment with scrapes all over my body. I have a few flashes of memory from being on the streets but it's mostly all gone.

The icing on the cake is that I didn't have any ID on me and I wouldn't tell them my name, but for some reason I blurted out my social security number. Luckily my parents lived about an hour away and they were able to somehow get their contact from my SSN and come pick me up. My mom was not pleased, but no charges and a few thousand in medical bills was a pretty ok outcome for such a fucked situation. One hell of a story too :)

TLDR: don't take hallucinogens alone, even if you're rather experienced

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