Probe_58008: (say, don't we have #HFYrpg exactly for this stuff)
NARRATOR: Clint rips open the dragon's shoulder! It bleeds profusely!
*CLINT_STONE:* .roll d20
Waffle: *CLINT_STONE:* You roll d20: (12) = 12
You are now known as The_Gradinator
***Clint_Stone continues to attack the Vulza
NARRATOR: A respectable hit! The dragon is wounded and limping!
***GamingWolfie prepares his railgun
***Max_Findale releases chokehold
NARRATOR: Max's dragon is ded. Liek, so ded.
***Lance_Longwood scratches "vulzi" below it's jaw
*CLINT_STONE:* .roll d6
Waffle: *CLINT_STONE:* You roll d6: (1) = 1
***Probe_58008 prepares his coilgun, the projectiles being pancakes wrapped around metal balls.
*CLINT_STONE:* DAMN IT
Probe_58008: (GG)
***The_Gradinator prepares his "F-Cannon"
NARRATOR: NEW CONTENDERS!
***Probe_58008 prepares his F-Bomb
***GamingWolfie fires his orbital railgun at the dragon
NARRATOR: The_Gradinator attacks The Stupid!
NARRATOR: He provides excellent cover to the combatants!
***GamingWolfie for reference http://i.imgur.com/LHLRpJV.webm
***Lance_Longwood sighs at the interference
***Probe_58008 throws a squid at Gamingwolfie
Probe_58008 is now known as Daveboy2000
NARRATOR: The railgun hits!
Daveboy2000: guuys, seriously though. There's #HFYrpg
NARRATOR: Clint's dragon comically evaporates into dust!
Daveboy2000: guys*
***GamingWolfie salutes
***Max_Findale salutes GamingWolfie
***Max_Findale dusts himself off
***The_Gradinator fires his Fissilse!
***Clint_Stone saultes Wolfie
Max_Findale: OK. Let's get a move on.
*CLINT_STONE:* yes, of course
The_Gradinator: I'll be back.
Daveboy2000: jesus that railgun projectile
Lance_Longwood: good idea
You are now known as Tom_Bombadilldo|GRADING
NARRATOR: AND THEN THERE WERE NO FURTHER ADVENTURES. THE FUEL PURCHASE WAS SUPRISINGLY ANTICLIMATIC
***Lance_Longwood rides vulzi
***Clint_Stone sighs
*CLINT_STONE:* I guess that is for the best
NARRATOR: CLINT GOT A NICE SET OF SCALE ARMOR OUT OF IT THOUGH
*CLINT_STONE:* OH
*CLINT_STONE:* HELL
*CLINT_STONE:* YES
Max_Findale: And I choked a dragon to death!
*CLINT_STONE:* That too!
***Max_Findale is giddy
***GamingWolfie flies down in his spaceshuttle to pick the party up
*CLINT_STONE:* Bring some Stones!
***Clint_Stone grins
***Max_Findale grins too
GamingWolfie: The spaceshuttle has a minibar
Max_Findale: WOOOO!
*CLINT_STONE:* Wonerful
Lance_Longwood: does it have a cargobay?
NARRATOR: Then we learn the dragon is a Space Dragon™
GamingWolfie: Yes.
NARRATOR: Lance_Longwood flies his dragon back to the station
***Clint_Stone gasps in awe
***Max_Findale is jelly
Lance_Longwood: HELL YEAH
NARRATOR: AND THEY ALL RODE OFF INTO THE SUNSET
Daveboy2000: http://i.imgur.com/IFtb6LE.png
NARRATOR: AND THERE WERE EXPLOSIONS
***Daveboy2000 loses his sides, they fly away
***Clint_Stone catches them
NARRATOR: AND NERVOUS GLANCES BETWEEN MAX AND CLINT
NARRATOR: AND THEY NEVER RESOLVE THE TENSION. EVER.
NARRATOR: THE END.
***Clint_Stone returns them
NARRATOR is now known as ctwelve
Max_Findale: Well. That was fun.
Tom_Bombadilldo|GRADING: Lol and thus ended the period wherein ctwelve talked to himself for a long long time.
*CLINT_STONE:* It was indeed
Lance_Longwood: heh
Max_Findale: ...Tom, you ain't got ANY room to judge there.
***Tom_Bombadilldo|GRADING looks around sheepishly
*CLINT_STONE:* NONE
*CLINT_STONE:* So, what now?
*CLINT_STONE:* Drinks?
*CLINT_STONE:* Or home?
Max_Findale: Eh, I'm gonna warp back to my universe. Maybe spend a couple dozen hours with Miriel.
Lance_Longwood: how about breakfast?
***GamingWolfie has prepared enough drinks to serve two contries
*CLINT_STONE:* I must return to the Bandits.
*CLINT_STONE:* They need training
Max_Findale: And, well: I can't talk about it. But big things are afoot!
*CLINT_STONE:* You do have a big foot
***Max_Findale Magicks™ away, leaving the fresh scent of Waffles
***Max_Findale pops back
*CLINT_STONE:* Yes?
Max_Findale: ...Yes. Yes I do. You know what they say about big feet....
***Max_Findale disappears, winking
*CLINT_STONE:* Get outta here
*CLINT_STONE:* I must depart for other climes, sadly and so I take my leave.
Clint_Stone is now known as someguynamedted
