-Downtown Brooklyn is the anchor of Downtown Brooklyn. There's nothing in Fort Greene that isn't in Boerum Hill.
-Sky high condos are everywhere in this area. Frickin' Prospect Heights has better condos than Fort Greene
-The stadium is in Prospect Heights, not Fort Greene. You get the Old Navy across the street.
-Park Slope is more stroller-heavy. Heck, everything east of Fort Greene is more stroller heavy.
-Celebrities are in Boerum Hill, Cobble Hill, Carroll Gardens. Jorma Taccone was teaching his kid how to skateboard on my block this week. Peter Dinklage lives here and walks his gigantic dog around. It's hilarious.
-Greenlight Bookstore is overrated.
-Habana Outpost has become a bro-haven. Owners sold out and opened an Outpost outpost across the street. Lame AF.
-Jonathan Ames thinks the Williamsburgh Savings and Loan Building is the most phallic building in the US. And it is. It's a big penis.
-Walter's is the most overpriced brunch in the history of the United States of America. They can't fry and egg right.
-Fort Greene Park has another phallic symbol in it. The whole park is based around a dick.
-LIU-Brooklyn is not a real school. The mascot is the Blackbirds. That's even more pussy-ass than the New Orleans Pelicans.
Fuck Fort Greene.