Lastly, all the yokels who say "LEAVE HER". Par for the course on this sub. Move along. I'm looking for actual constructive feedback.

Well what the fuck do you want to hear? You're staying with someone with no respect for you, who you have reason to not trust. Someone who projects her massive issues onto you. A massive hypocrite who doesn't want you sitting at a table with a female but yet wants to go visit a guy alone after cheating on you multiple times.

So what the fuck do you want to hear? "I'm in a burning building, but to those yokels who tell me to leave the building - pfft, that's just par for the course. Actual constructive feedback, please".

Fine. You want advice you'd actually follow? Then ask her to at least brush her teeth before she kisses you when she comes back.