Let me tell you a story, dear Redditor.

I had this friend who I was and am hugely attracted to. However, she was a self-proclaimed size queen. She used to joke that I was probably packing a lot. Spoiler alert: I wasn’t. Opportunities came up for me to have sex with said friend. However, between that and admittedly some complicated feeling stuff, I passed on it. She eventually moved on.

A few months later, she bought a dick clone and was like wtf when she got it. It was smaller than she expected, maybe five inches at most and 4.5 inches of girth (I’m a 5.5/5 so semi close to me). She gave it a go, and long story short she is no longer a size queen. She thinks big dicks are pretty to look at but smaller ones are more fun to ride. Today she’s out enjoying her lovely weekend like a normal human and I am at home with my hand and typing this message to you.

Don’t put so much weight in “best sick size.”