299 words LAOP: "I actually know this guy" LA: "Hold up. Have you met this celebrity in real life?" LAOP: "No. I've never met him."
412 words "My neighbours have barrels filled with delicious, yummy foods, so I had some. Now my tummy hurts, and my minions are mad" - LAOP's neighbours' cat
327 words ¿No hablas Español? No hay trabajo para ti.
243 words LAOP seems to have bought a house from Jonah. LA has a whale of a time helping him figure out how to deal with it.
197 words LAOP’s fiancée has cancer. The fiancée’s sister has faked illnesses for attention. This time, she impersonated the fiancée to get admitted to the hospital.
134 words Grammar is hard, especially when meeting new people in a new country with a new language, but LAUKOP is threatened with expulsion anyway
139 words Older woman adopted a high energy dog from the shelter and it escaped the same night. Once the dog was located, the shelter suggested she adopt a cat instead. Woman’s daughter insists this is age discrimination.
254 words LAOP is several months pregnant. Her employer just removed maternity leave from the company policy. As a result she will not have health insurance while on 'voluntary' maternity leave. "Does anyone else think this is odd?"
292 words Work meeting turns out to be a "surprise blind lunch date", is this sexual harassment?
190 words First of all, i am not a pedophile
134 words "I am a pharmacy student. My psycho bitch practicum professor failed me on day 2 for NO REASON. Everyone has committed EDUCATIONAL MALPRACTICE because I did nothing wrong." BURIED LEDE ALERT: LAOP comes back 2 days later to explain the offense at hand was the improper dispensing of medication. OOPS.
780 words Who will think of my dogs?! And my transportation?! oh by the way, i want to avoid work because of covid and want unemployment.
169 words Guy whose landlord locked him out for not doing a driveway strip tease gets help from police
229 words They say there are no stupid questions. They never got asked this.
205 words They say there are no stupid questions. They never got asked this.
129 words Nursing student called up for active duty due to covid-19. Nursing school is deeply understanding and basically says if you leave we kick you out.
126 words Actual title: "My job laid off 120 workers, claimed it was "coronavirus" related, but I'm a stay at home worker! The real reason seems to clear out older employees. Anything I can do?"
149 words Yet another inheritance thread, showing us how easy it is for greed to tear a family apart.
194 words Judge wants LAOP to attend church services as part of probation, LA wants to send them to the Church of Satan instead, LAOP wants to do actual community service
137 words Cops are gossiping about LAOP’s traumatizing assault to their employees...