172 words White Knight boyfriend is actually Monty Python's Black Knight; loses limb after limb and doesn't know when to shut up and listen.
1,947 words LAOP deleted, but even his best light story left big holes ("Help, manipulative ex-wife + ex-girlfriend both are blackmailing me")
134 words What happens when an intellectually disabled client becomes pregnant and one of her male caregivers refuses to give a DNA sample to rule himself out? Spoiler alert: He probably gets fired.
169 words What happens when an intellectually disabled client becomes pregnant and one of her male caregivers refuses to give a DNA sample to rule himself out? Spoiler alert: He probably gets fired.
326 words The Cryptic Case of the Crypto Internship: A Case Study on Existentialism and Job Offers.
138 words OP's not so great dog sitter allowed OP's dog to impregnate the sitter's dog. Now she's hounding OP to pay for pups after saying OP could have some for free. Ruff luck or actionable?
150 words Update - City police called my wife saying a store reported her for mis-scanning at a self check out to steal things.
166 words Is threatening to kill the entire company’s workforce constructive dismissal? Can LAOP get unemployment?
123 words Pedophile week continues over at LA... in this episode a minor who appears to have been groomed wants to know how to stop the 30-40 year old guy she was corresponding with from getting in trouble and how to avoid obstruction of justice charges
140 words When OP's 8 year old son said he "was going to bring a knife to school and kill everyone" the school took issue (so did OP)
188 words "You're in Texas. If someone tries to stab you, shoot them."
215 words Dude wants a DIY prenup obligating his wife to maintain “promiscuity” during marriage or else forfeit child support. So, yeah.
213 words LAOP wants to know whether the state of Texas would go halfsies on the custody of “what turned out to be a troubled and dangerous child, now 14” or if it’s a no take-backs situation.
199 words In North Carolina the age of consent is 16, guess that doesn't apply to photos? (Actual comment from OP)
180 words LA debates the legality of firing someone for being pushy about wanting to use they/them pronouns in official business emails with clients
211 words Custody fight over a child named Uther
257 words Ops mom pushes her into traffic, causing early delivery. Op wants now to know if she does not have to allow mommy to pick up her baby.
209 words OP served with a Cease and Desist. OP ceases and OP desists
188 words Just in case you didn't pick up on it, this is "as calmly as possible immediately stand up and walk outside of your house, get in your car, and drive to the nearest police station" kind of thing. Figure out the rest after you are safe and still alive. ~techiesgoboom
339 words OP confuses /r/legaladvice for /r/parenting, Zanctamao is not pleased with the outcome.