183 words America’s worst boss? LAOP’s manager not only blames them for their family members deaths, they say it is because of their atheism... after LAOP took leave because of depression. 171 words Woman needs three parking spots in front of her condo so her 'severely autistic' children can have their own cars close by... 156 words The LAOP's coworker keeps picking at his scabs leaving blood everywhere. The management to the the LAOP? Use some hand sanitizer and deal with it! 143 words Actual title - my mom wants to terminate her parental rights because I don't want to have an abortion 261 words Dog breaks free of harness, unleashing numerous problems 169 words LAOP is renting from their mother-in-law"a friend...who has designated mother-in-law as the "properly manager." WCGW? 143 words "Is it illegal to yell 'boo' at a cop?" LAOP is not a ghost. He was booing to express displeasure with an officer prodding a sleeping homeless man with his nightstick. 146 words LAOP was contacted by their ex for help with an urgent medical issue. LAOP advised her to call 911 or her mother. She insisted LAOP help, and they declined to. Their ex died, and her mother is now threatening LAOP. 154 words LAOP works for a bar that mandates all employees work a two hour unpaid shift or lose $100 from their paycheck. Sounds like a slam dunk case, except that a former employee already sued them and lost... according to water cooler rumors. 280 words Go through TSA with expired ID, then ask brother to throw the new one through exit gate. Brother of course can't throw that far, so shout at passerby to help pass dropped ID, then reach over security gate to pick it up. What could go wrong? 177 words LAOP insists it is illegal for the political science prof to tell the class who to vote for. Wants prof to teach from textbook only and to avoid any liberal views/materials 259 words LAOP's frozen sperm has been misplaced or destroyed by irresponsible clinic. Unfortunately, contract law may mean that her damages are limited to fees paid. 336 words LAOP was incarcerated and has an infected tooth pulled. A bunch of unproductive trips to the infirmary later, he ends up in the hospital in a medically induced coma, having 3 emergency surgeries and a 30-day stay. 117 words OP's friends agreed to take a trip. OP booked the AirBnB and flights, then friends flaked and refuse to pay OP back. 349 words Virginia is increasing the legal age to buy tobacco to 21 this summer. LAOP isn’t 21 yet and is a smoker. 248 words LAOP asks if they are legally obligated to honor their late father's express wish that a necklace be given to his father's wife after their death. After all, the will said nothing about the necklace, and LAOP really dislikes that woman. 187 words Should LAUKOP turn themselves in for masturbating in a closed stall in a public toilet, once, ten years ago? 194 words LAOP is morbidly obese, fifteen, and determined to die before reaching legal drinking age 242 words LAOP is literally, and I cannot stress this enough, swimming in cats 458 words No but seriously, buy a carbon monoxide detector, LAOP.