27F4A Take control of my life

Today an email arrives from an address that you don't have in your contact list...

Hello, Jess,

This letter might surprise you but I hope you read it through to the end since it is very important for you. Let me give you a hint to keep your attention: drinking so much in one night is not a good idea... you need to remember where you are and what you do, especially if you start at a dinner with a business partner. Admittedly that dude from Mexico was quite hot and you do need to keep the potential investors happy, but I personally think you went above and beyond of what a promising business analyst in your position should do.

Did I get your attention?

Good. Let's make sure there is clarity between us: I like you. In fact I like you a lot but you do not see me the way I often imagine you could and we are about to change this. I am sure these photos mailed to your company's distribution list would be quite entertaining for everyone... except maybe human resources and the executive team.

One more thing to make clear: I am not Jose and he did not give them to me. Let's keep the innocent man out of this especially since he is not likely coming back. He should not leave his phone lying around without pass lock. Don't worry. HE does not have them anymore, I looked after you. (Did I mention I care about you?) Let's do our best to keep these private, shall we? Of course you really shouldn't have let him take these photos in the first place, even if you felt it was a big turn on. I am sure you will know better next time. Of course next time will be when and where I tell you but we will get to this in a moment.

I am sure you are wondering who this letter is from but unfortunately this has to remain a mystery for the moment. We do meet often, I will tell you this much. This is just how I want to keep it for now.

Please let me know that you understand everything. You need to convince me you understand. Please be very, very convincing. Hope you make the right choice. I will be in touch then.

A.

P.S. In case you decide that your job is not worth keeping after all (even though you do have your student loans to pay off for a while longer and the firm is not likely to give your a good reference letter), I will tell you one more little secret. More of an advice really. Even if you like a potential investor so much... don't let him copy your company's internal balance sheets. I hope you do remember how you both laughed when he took photos of these too? Perhaps you don't... too much rum after all. Well, if he has any business sense, this deal is not going through. And THIS is a lot more serious than silly photos. A lot more serious. Serious like a few million dollars that your executive team will be missing. Sharing of company's confidential information is enough for a lawsuit not just a career end.

P.P.S. I hope you don't mind me keeping the photos. I find them very interesting. To tell you the truth, I am getting hard when I look at them, little foxy. You really are very sexy.

A.

PM me your response to this letter and, please do tell me about your limits and likes. I want us both to enjoy this.

You are welcome to take a guess at who is emailing you but it will be kept secret for a while. Just be sure to tell me who it should not be according to your dislikes and any other limits. If you have a strong preference, I will try to accommodate it as closely as possible.

As a suggestion - you are welcome to edit as much as you like:

Your character just recently graduated with a degree in business administration and landed a great job that she is eager to keep. She is fairly liberal but the story that got her in trouble is not typical, she is not a slut - just happened to have a lapse of judgement. (If you read this far, please put "We need to talk" as the PM subject :-) She lives in an apartment in her home city and does not have a boyfriend at present.

I am looking forward to hearing from you!

Alex

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