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5 Reasons Why Doctor Who Sucks

'Doctor Who' is a disgrace to the Sci-Fi genre. This show has one of the worst plots on television and, from a scientific point of view, it makes no sense at all. Here are 5 reasons why it sucks:

  1. Daleks: let's start with a major villain in the 'Doctor Who' universe, the Daleks. They are these supreme creatures in the universe that wield toilet plungers as weapons and whenever I watch them I think, “how does this look like a menacing creature?”. They are slow as fuck and have the most irritating sound. Just look at it!

Sonic Screwdriver: 'Doctor Who' must have the laziest writers of all time because they were like, “If it's from outer space, who gives a shit?”. They don’t even explain how it works. It's just a device with a light that can fix anything and open anything. Make some goddamn sense! They could have made this alien device that uses complex algorithms to do things but... FUCK IT, just shine a light!

Psychic Paper: this must be one of the most ridiculous things ever to come up in this genre. A paper that shows you whatever the situation requires? It would be more interesting to see how the Doctor gets things done with logic and mental skills than just telling people that he’s got this 'thing' to escape it.

Time Travel: time travel can be one of the most interesting plot devices when used properly, and can spawn millions of theories based on that time travel but 'Doctor Who' shits all over it. He fucks up so many Earth timelines, but when asked "why can’t you fix your own planet’s timeline?" he’s like "fucking up the timeline is bad!" Use your damn mind, Doctor.

Lazy and stupid writing: 'Doctor Who' had so much potential. “A man traveling through space and time, saving the world.” But the lame-ass plot lines, stupid and laughable villain designs, and lack of logic and reason made it a really stupid show that should just stop.

Sci-Fi epics like 'Star Trek' and 'Star Wars' understand what they want to focus on and go with it. 'Star Trek' gives the audience technical details on how things in space work. And 'Star Wars' never even touches the technical babble, only focusing on the story and revolving around it. But 'Doctor Who' tries to give everything at once and fails miserably at it. It doesn’t have a boundary between logic and fantasy.

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