1.How much smaller is your dick when it’s not erect?
I'm a grower not a shower. Maybe 1.5-2" flaccid and 6"-6.5" erect
2.When you run, does it slap your leg?
Nope? That's for those damn showers.
3.Can and do dicks move on their own?
If you're asking if I can make it move, then yes. If you're asking if dicks are independently aware and move about on their own, then no, unfortunately.
4.How do you pick which side to put it inside your pants?
It goes where it will.
5.How does it tilt?
if you mean where does it lean, mine typically just rests on top of my balls when it's sleeping.
6.Does your dick float?
I think so.
7.How do you deal with unfortunate boners? -What do you think about to get rid of it?
Pull it up so it's pointing straight up and stick it in my waistband. He'll fall down on his own once he tires out.
8.How do you sit on a bike?
I wear tights to keep everything in place and I sit on my ass.
9.Can you feel your balls swinging?
Depends. Normal running? No, not enough to notice it without focusing on it. Naked running? Definitely.
10.How twisty are your balls? How bendy is your dick?
Not very. Looks like I can twist them around once before it starts to hurt. As for dick bendiness, I can do pretty much anything to it when it's soft. If it were long enough, I'm confident I could tie a knot. When it's hard, it obviously offers more resistance, but it definitely isn't unbendable, especially if you're having sex and your dick pops out and hits the girl in not a hole. Snap pop crack.
11.Would it hurt you to slap something/someone with your dick (not in a sexual context)?
No. Sometimes I'll grab the base and slap it back and forth on my thighs pretty hard. I think I'd hurt my thighs before I hurt my dick doing that.
12.Can you piss with a boner?
sort of. Takes forever. Have you ever had or seen someone that has a neck brace? And they have to turn their entire body to look left or right? Peeing with a boner is sort of like that. You have to point your whole body at the toilet, because your dick is pointing straight out.
You also usually have tvo adjust the flow to be on target when it starts coming out. It can come out rather crazily, particularly if you've just cum.
13.Do you trim regularly? (Even if you’re not having sex?)
No, not really. I do anywhere from 0-3 unscheduled "hey, I should trim my pubes" sessions at a few random points throughout the year.
14.Are you a grower or a shower? -(What region of the world do you come from?)
Grower. Born in Wisconsin in the US, currently live in Dallas.
15.How long do you spend cleaning your penis?
Depends on what it has on it.
16.Have you tried to suck your own dick?
Duh
17.When did you first masturbate? -What did you do with the cum? -Did you expect to cum/ know it was going to happen?
I don't remember exactly but I was probably 9 or 10. If I came I don't remember, but knowing me at that age I probably wiped it on something.
18.How often do you watch porn?
I see porn a few times a day, but I probably only watch porn with the intent of getting off 2 or 3 times a week.
19.What kind?
Depends. Sometimes just basic teen porn. My goto is probably deep throat porn. And if I want a confused erection I'll check out some shemales.
20.Have your parents ever walked in on you masturbating/having sex?
No, thankfully.
21.How did you deal with it?
22.What do you do with cum stains?
I dunno...what are they on? On any of my clothes they'll come out in the wash. If it's on something other than clothes then I don't know what I was doing
23.Have you ever farted while getting a blowjob/having sex? - How did you deal with it?
Yeah while having sex. Dunno if she heard it or not, I just ignored it.
24.How often do you wake up with an erection?
The majority of days.
25.When you had sex the first time, how long did you last?
Maybe 5 minutes? That's about how long I last now too unless I use drugs and/or booze.
26.What are you favourite BJ methods/techniques? (dos and dont’s)
No teeth. Personally I like them very wet/sloppy. It also depends on how the girl is acting...is she doing this just because I like it or does she actually enjoy it. If she's getting off on blowing me that is extremely hot.
27.Does cupping your balls while receiving a blowjob do anything for you? -If yes, how exactly should you do it?
For sure. Just be gentle and kind of feel them up. Picture those two silver Chinese concentration ball chimes that you hold in your hand and kind of massage them so they circle around each other....this might be terrible advice, nevermind.
28.What makes a girl good at sex?
Enthusiasm. Outspokeness. Tell me what what you like and what you don't. Tell me when something I do makes you hot.
29.Whats your favourite sex position?
I like to switch it up, but probably missionary with the girls legs over.my shoulders and her legs pressed together.
30.BJ vs. sex?
BJ is a microwave dinner, sex is a home cooked meal. Both are pretty awesome.
31.How do you feel about sounds during sex?
hit or miss. I hate them when I can tell the girl is just being loud to be loud rather than because she just can't handle it
32.Does hearing your name during sex turn you on more?
Not really
33.How do you feel about being called “Daddy”?
Meh. I'd be fine with it but it wouldn't really turn me on. If it turned her on to say it though then I probably would get turned on. I get excited when girls get off on their kinks even if I don't share the kink.
34.Do you like to pull a girl’s hair/get your hair pulled?
Yes, especially getting mine pulled.
35.How do you feel about neck kissing?
Is it not required for all sexual activities?
36.How do you feel about foreplay? (would you like it to be longer/shorter? What are your favourite things to do during foreplay?)
Love it! Although I can get worked up and try to skip it if the girl doesn't slow me down. I like kissing all over, touching each other, going down on her til she gets off usually leads to sex.
37.How long does sex generally last?
With no drugs or alcohol? 3-25 mins. With drugs/alcohol? 30mins-4 hours.
38.What do you think about sexercise?
I always end up drenched in sweat so I'm definitely getting some cardio.
39.What are some turn ons/turnoffs? (Both in a sexual context and in daily life)
Sexual openness. Not calling other girls sluts when they sleep with a guy. Being polite.
40.Do you prefer to be dominant or dominated?
haven't really ever been dominated. Have been handcuffed/tied up/blindfolded so maybe that counts. I think I prefer to dominate though.
41.Who did you go to for advice when you first started being sexually active?
No one/the internet.
42.Do you discuss sex details with your friends?
Depends on what friends. My Marine Corps friends, yes. Civilian friends mostly no.
43.Do you mind it if a girl forgets to shave?
No not really unless it gets ridiculous.
44.How do you feel about arm hair?
I have no strong feelings one way or the other for arm hair.
45.What are your thoughts on nail polish? (Do you like it/ hate it/ don’t mind it?)
Hate the smell, love the designs. I'm actually subbed to /r/redditlaqueristas
46.How do you feel about small boobs? (Do you mind?)
No I like all sizes
47.Do you find freckles particularly attractive?
Not really. I have freckles myself.
48.Experienced vs. innocent girls?
Experienced all the way. innocent girls tend to be dead fish in the sack
49.Ass or tits?
Tits!
50.Do you find it more attractive for a girl to be naked or wearing underwear?
Naked
51.What kind of underwear is more attractive? (colour, g-strings vs. boxer thongs, lace, etc)
G-strings or thongs