My potentially near-horror story
Met late 30's broad on OKCupid.
I asked if she wanted to grab a drink. Her response? "Are you buying?"
Mine? "Hmm. Single mom. Asks me if I'm buying her drinks. Sounds like trouble"
She basically responded about how she was just checking, b/c she's pretty broke as a waitress and single mom, who moved to my city recently after separating with her husband.
Yeah, exactly-- a fuck ton of red flags.
Here are some more:
She joined the Navy out of high school. Then, at 24, the war in middle east was gearing up. She was going to get deployed. So, what does she do? Get knocked up, in order to get out of deploying.
As a result, she told me, her son doesn't know who his dad is. Just some random dude in the navy I guess.
A little while later she proceeded to tell me about how her neighbor is her aloof, Chadly friends with benefits. I tried to act like I gave a shit or thought it was somehow awesome. In reality, I was like "Damn, do I really want this used up slut?"
So, what do I do? I listen to my cock, who says "Tell her you're broke, cant afford drinks, and if she wants to hang out she needs to come over".
So, I let the cock talk. I tell her what the cock wants to tell her. And what does she do? She comes over.
Now... She actually was lookin a bit ragged. Wearing pajamas and some weird coat, and boots. Looked like she hadnt washed her hair for a few days. She was wearing these leather boots without socks, and dang, they stank. So much that I had to move her boots away from the couch we were sitting on.
Well, lots of red flags went up. But she had nice tits, pretty attractive, whatev.
So, she spends the night b/c we got a bit drunk on some beer I had.
We didn't have sex, mostly b/c she claimed she was on her period.
No biggie. Sleeping with her was terrible though-- she was a cigarette smoker nearing 40. Her wheezing in her sleep kept me up, sleeping was terrible.
A few days later she texts me wanting to hang out. I thought about it... and I was like "Well... this bitch does have a fuck ton of red flags. Let me go visit her facebook page again to see if I really want to waste or risk my time."
Holy fuck. I find her on facebook. I scroll down her posts... and what do I see from March 2015?
A post where she was on Pinterest, and had shared "All Natural Cold Sore Remedy: Lemon Balm..."
HOLY FUCK
NOPED THE FUCK OUT
Red flag... Red flag... Red flag... Red flag... Cock says "hey man, it's ok, those tits though!" Brain says "Hmm.. that's a good point, but let me do some research" Red flag... Red flag... HOLY FUCK RED FLAG
She didn't have any symptoms or anything when we hung out, so its not like I had a major concern (though supposedly transmission is still possible without any signs or symptoms).
It has been about 2 weeks now, so I'm sure I am in the clear.
but holy fuck.
Fuck fuck fuck. Not listening to my cock anymore.