The Wars of the Hoses. Lords and ladies drown each other for the throne.

The Cattle of Hastings. French cows overthrow Harold the Saxon with longbows, somehow.

The Sax Romana. The Romans subdue their provinces with sweet jazz.

The Prussian revolution. Prussia revolts. Nobody notices.

The Long Larch. Mao makes his forces lay 3000 miles of larch trunks end to end.

The Vietnam Wax. It's like a Brazilian wax, except once you put the wax in you can't get it out.

The Wrench Revolution. Robespierre stops lopping off heads and starts bolting them back on.

The Cattle of Thermopylae. 300 cows block traffic for two days.

The Moon Sanding. Now it's nice and smooth.

The Cord War. The US and USSR tie each other up for decades.

The Gulf Wax. Like the Vietnam Wax except you have to go back for another session.

The Cattle of Britain. Descendants of the cattle of Hastings stare at the sky. They can't fly.