You can literally fly. How is this possible?

Two brothers, In a kart. And then bowser hit. And they ran as fast as they could. From giant goombas. And then a giant pirahnna plant came. And that’s when things got knocked into World 12…

A Koopa…armada shows. Up. With weapons made from…bullet bills. And you better betch’ur bottom coin that these two brothers know how to handle business.

IN Koopa…Invasion Goomba Monster Italian Plumber Brothers…Who are Just Regular Brothers Jumping…in a kart from..Bowser and All Sorts of Things: The Movie!

Hold on! There’s more. Little toadstools are comin! And they’re also in the movie and they’re gonna come and…cross attack these two plumbers. But let’s get back to the brothers because they’re—they have a strong bond! You don’t wanna know about it here, but I’ll tell you one thing.

The Princess. She keeps getting kidnapped! And whadya do then? It’s two plumbers and I…and they’re gonna..it’s called Two Plumbers. Two Plumbers. It’s just called Two Plumbers!

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