JOSHUA SMITH
TO THE TUNE OF THIS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0u4M6vppCI
YOU’RE WALKING ON THE COURT
THERE’S NO DEFENDERS AROUND
THE ARENA IS PACKED
OUT OF THE CORNER OF YOUR EYE YOU SPOT HIM
JOSHUA SMITH
HE’S FOLLOWING YOU
ABOUT 90 FEET BACK
HE PUTS ON HIS HEADBAND AND RUNS THE COURT
HES GAINING ON YOU.
JOSHUA SMITH.
YOU’RE LOOKING FOR THE BALL
BUT YOU’RE ALL TURNED AROUND
HE’S ALMOST SCREENING YOU NOW
AND YOU CAN SEE THAT THERE’S BLOOD ON HIS FACE
MY GOD THERE’S BLOOD EVERYWHERE
FIGHTING THROUGH THE SCREEN
(FROM JOSHUA SMITH)
HE’S WEARING 13
(IT’S JOSHUA SMITH)
HE’S WAITING AT THE MIDCOURT
NBA PLAYER JOSHUA SMITH
SHOOTING LONG TWOS
(JOSHUA SMITH)
DUNKING ON FOOLS
(JOSHUA SMITH)
BLOCKING ALL THE PLAYERS
ACTUAL POWER FORWARD JOSHUA SMITH
NOW IT’S HALF-TIME AND YOU SEEM TO HAVE LOST HIM
BUT YOU’RE HOPELESSLY LOST ON OFFENSE YOURSELF.
STRANDED WITH A DEFENDER
YOU SIGNAL SILENTLY FOR A PICK AND ROLL
A-HA! IN THE DISTANCE
THE COACH CALLS A PLAY
POP!
YOU MOVE STEADILY INTO POSITION,
BUT YOUR LEG! AH! IT’S CRAMPING UP!
WALKING IT OFF
(QUIET, QUIET.)
CALL A TIMEOUT
(QUIET, QUIET.)
NOW YOU’RE AT THE BENCH
STARING AT CLOCK, JOSHUA SMITH.
LICKING HIS LIPS
(JOSHUA SMITH.)
BUT HE DOESN’T STAND IN HUDDLE,
(JOSHUA SMITH.)
PLAY RESUMES, YOU ATTACK THE PAINT.
DRIVE THE BALL ON JOSHUA SMITH.
TRY TO DUNK ON JOSHUA SMITH,
DRAWING A FOUL ON JOSHUA SMITH,
NOW YOU’RE SHOOTING FREE THROWS.
BUT TOOK A BIG SHOT FROM JOSHUA SMITH.
YOU LIMP INTO THE TUNNEL,
INJURY SIGNIFICANTLY WORSE.
HE HAS WON.
YOU HAVE LOST TO JOSHUA SMITH.