My favorite part about coal mining has always been all of the various sizes of beavers, alligators, and flamingos, etc. All wearing their cute little miner hard hats with the lights on top shining vibrantly through the darkness as they walk aimlessly back and forth, infinitely, in the same predictable paths.
Well, THAT... And riding in the mine cart down the horribly maintained track that they look like they haphazardly constructed in a few minutes.
I mean... I've always looked past that aspect though, since hell... They are ya know... Animals and all. Shit, I give em mad props for being able to even get THAT far in construction and industry and try to provide for their little animal families. Must be hard considering the other animals that have a different color fur have been coming into their towns and working harder for less money and taking all of their jobs.
So yea with that in mind... I simply just look past the fact that the mine cart tracks are ridiculously designed with huge gaps everywhere that you have to literally jump while in the cart.
Dangerous? Sure. Fun? You are darn tootin'. DARN TOOTIN', I say!
But yea... coal mines are def neat places to go! Sometimes when I go, I find a very oddly sociable and domesticated rhinoceros that actually allows me to fucking RIDE it! And jump?! My fucking god can that thing jump! Must be leg day every day in his workout routine to allow him to jump with all of that weight PLUS me riding it.
I will mention, However, one very odd thing I find about coal mines. Every time I go into a coal mine... And trust me... I have been in PLENTY of them... The only direction I seem to be able to move is from side to side... Left to right. No matter what I do or how hard I try to go another direction. Its just plan WEIRD. Must be because of all the Muslims and mexicans. Oh and drugs! Please. Do not forget to mention the drugs.
I mean, HOW. FUCKING. DARE. those animals. Taking harmless substances to feel good during their days. They are surely selling them to children on the playgrounds. Most likely hiding right underneath the slide! I'm sure of it! I mean... How do we know they aren't hiding there?! Have we even CHECKED their yet?!? Oh! And Jesus. NFL. and Nascar! Yea!! Those 3 words!
Wait a se..... Uh oh.
FUCK. Never mind all of that, that I just typed! My bad, everyone. My bad. Now I just feel SILLY!!
I COMPLETELY forgot that I wasn't Donkey Kong and reality isn't Donkey Kong Country. A common mistake. After realizing this... No. In fact No, I have NOT ever tried North Korean coal mining.
TL;DR: No I have not.