John was walking to the store to pick up his bon-bons, when suddenly, he was hit by a truck carrying the week's shipment of bon-bons, the horn sounding suspiciously like his alarm clock.
 He woke, startled at the strange dream, then remembered, he was all out of bon-bons!  He got straight out of bed and ran out the door, bon-bons were all his doctor allowed him to eat for breakfast.  He sprinted only seven blocks to the store before he was struck from behind by a police officer, sending him several feet forward into Eminem, inspiring a whole verse for the Caucasian rapper.  When he got up, John was attacked by 5 police officers with batons, all while calling him out for indecent exposure. He got up to explain himself, when he was struck in the chest, breaking his sternum.
 John woke up in the middle of the night, feeling terrible pains in both his chest and his genitals.  He was seriously concerned, he did not want to go to sleep and have more awful dreams. 
 "You don't need to." John screamed when he found a half-naked girl from his math class in his bed, with a knife at his throat.
 Dumbfounded, John could only utter three and a half words, "Did we have se-"
 The mysterious woman slit his throat enough to shut him up, but didn't actually kill him, for she was overtaken by lust, and kissed him before driving the knife into his diaphragm.
 He woke up to find himself french kissing his math summative.  Now he felt extremely embarrassed to find the class staring at him, frightened, he looked up at the teacher, who pointed at the board where he saw his own thoughts.  He looked around at the class who looked at him with pure shock, including the girl in his class from his dream.  The teacher excused the two, John wasn't sure why the girl had to come too.  He soon found out.  While walking to the principal's office, she pulled him into a closet.  He shut his eyes and pursed his lips, but was startled when she pulled him close not to kiss him but to perform Dwayne Johnson's signature move, the Rock Bottom, crippling John.
 He woke up on a long trip through the British midland, startled by a jolt through the coach.  He asked around and found that they were on an old part of the line.  Then there was trouble.  On the line there was a trestle bridge running over a violent river.  It buckled under the weight of the express engine and the train flew off the tracks into the raging river.  The coaches disconnected from each other and collided with each other splintering into millions of pieces and killing the passengers inside.  The coach John was in slammed into a jagged rock and overturned, where the waves flooded the coach, drowning John.
 John awoke, back in his own bed,