Diamond 4 Arenas. These are my teammates. Matchmaking needs fixed still. Guys low key Genburten.

We've all watched an Aceu video or a Faide clip and daydreamed about being able to flick at enemies one after another. And then you get inspired to boot up the game so you grab your controller and hop in the range to warm up, but you can't flick on 4 sens. So you crank that shit.

And at first you feel like you injected straight meth into your character's neck, but then you try to land a few shots. It's tough but you hit a couple, and quickly realize it's not that hard as long as you don't move the right stick more than 1mm out of the deadzone.

Ignoring the present visual evidence that all you've done is sacrificed your ability to aim for being able to turn faster, you grab that pocket rocket and a 1xcog and start blasting. You'll hit maybe one out of the 100 trick shots you attempt, but man does that one feel damn good.

And then you decide that's enough practice, you exit to the lobby, and you change your fucking settings back before playing with other people in a competitive mode where all they want is for you to play as your best self, not a human tornado who probably couldn't aim even if they were standing still because it would be impossible to see with so many streamers' cocks in their mouth at the same time.

Do what you do best, not what they do best

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