Don't count out Werdum tonight.

Bullshit. Everyone here is busy saying "Oh Werdum will win this way", "He has the best this, he also has great that now because of not using the great this" and another person comes in saying "Oh no he will win this way" then another comes in saying "Oh he is so underrated" followed by another saying "WTF why are you guys counting him out???".

Fact is that a higher percentage of people are backing Werdum than his chance is to win. I've also watched the careers of both these guys and granted Werdum is great but you are forgetting what a beast Velasquez is. Did I mention that another guy then comes in saying "He hasn't fought for 2 years" followed by "He shouldn't even be champion"?

So no one is counting him out. Stop being such hipsters about it in fact most of you are backing him compared to backing Cain. This is exactly what happens on reddit.com regardless of the sub. "DAE game of thrones is underrated? I think I'm the only one who truly appreciates the show".

Now I'm going to tell you what is actually going to happen. Cage door will shut, Werdum will realize what a different scenario it is to making funny faces and trash talking while Cain seemed so robotic about it. For some reason that Cain doesn't exist anymore and he can't escape the man standing infront of him.

Round starts and Werdum moves forward to show his incredible striking ability regarded by /r/MMA as the most underrated and classy striking in the HW division. He is shocked to see that Cain actually knows of a concept known as "head movement", a skill other HWs avoid due to eating too much KFC pre-fight.

Werdum decides to keep Cain out by utilizing his reach which according to /r/MMA is the #122311255 way he can easily dismantle Cain but what is this? Cain has this ability to jump into the pocket, another thing Werdum didn't expect after fighting slow motion spaghetti monsters recently also titled by /r/MMA as "going on a tear - The Werdum revolution (2014)". Cain starts trading and landing more than Werdum...this is weird, the underrated striking isn't working.

Cain slows down and Werdum makes a funny face mocking him thinking now is his time. One overhand light is fired by Werdum but before it even lands Cain has him on the ground. Werdum automatically makes an even funnier face because this is his best skill! according to /r/MMA the most elite BJJ in the history of the HW division!! He has a very active guard. Cain gets tangled and Werdum seems to be landing more shots.

Werdum realizes this is the turning point. Was all the majority of keyboard warriors saying he was underrated and going to win right all along? Is he going to triangle Cain's big head? Fuck that! Werdum goes for an arm bar. He knows he has Cain but what is this. Cain just slips out....? This shocks Werdum.. he cannot fathom how the sweaty behemoth of a man with unlimited cardio and "good" wrestling according to elite analysts at /r/mma somehow managed to avoid an armbar attempt.

Worst of all he isn't tiring down. Werdum can feel his muscles start to give up, he is mouth breathing ala Harry Kane, they are up but he is backing up just to take a rest for a single minute. Please senpai Cain let me go! But Cain doesn't let off, he spams takedown after takedown with ground and pound. It doesn't finish Werdum off but Werdum's body is even using his piss as sweat just to try to cool off. Each round goes this way. Everytime he goes down he tries to pull some elaborate submission utilizing his elite BJJ skills but the keyboard warriors had lied to him. Cain just pops his head out, pops his arm out, pops his leg out and even kicks him just for the sake of it.

Werdum is cut and bleeding. He doesn't want the last round, he is tired and knows he can't win. He is so sweaty that he can't even hold onto Cain let alone try to submit him. Joe Rogan has even stopped suggesting on the commentary what he needs to do and is just repeating "this is a beating". Werdum is blacking out and just as he is he finds out that the match is over.

He doesn't want to get up. He sees Cain on top of the cage, the crowd on fire. In his final moments before his brain starts melting a mixture of English and Spanish comes out "que la real Mehican Cayenne pepper" Cain doesn't even hear him. He is too busy getting Werdum's blood cleaned off him as the doctor jokes to him "you okay ;) ? "

/r/MMA meanwhile returns to the sub to come to this exact post and make jokes on the expense of OP "lol u were sayin?? trololol". In fact half of them deleted their supportive comments for Werdum on this same thread before writing the joke ones. That is how disappointed they are.

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