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I do hold us in high esteem. An, antrhopogenic climate change is a serious problem. There are too many humans on this planet, and it's ruining it. That's why I support mandatory abortions in areas with higher than average emissions. I support banning trucks. Support banning airplanes. Support banning factory farms. Support banning unnatural beef consumption. I support banning fossil fuel use. All of this immediately, under the penalty of death for anyone that goes against it.

Fortunately for me, my emissions are a fraction of a fraction of what yours are, so I will be safe when it comes down to actually supporting a fix to human caused climate change that people like you cause.

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