1. I've passed out in a friends car on the way to get some weed. Then, when we got back to my house I needed to puke ASAP and his dumbass had the child safety lock on. I puked all over my lap. A pool of puke. As I got out of the car, I ended up falling onto the road, and as I looked up my neighbor was looking at me while she watered the yard. I also only had one sandal on. I went to my hose and sprayed myself with my clothes on.
2. Another time I drank Vodka (I never drink vodka). I didn't feel drunk and then it hit me like a ton of bricks. And I got real sick. I remember sitting on the toilet peeing out of my asshole and the smell was so gross I would take turns getting up and puking in the bathtub and squirting out of my ass. I also had to go to a soccer game. I went. I felt like shit for the 1st half. And then went and destroyed the port o potty. I was also drenched in sweat.
3. Lastly, I drank whiskey and probably ate like shit one night. The next morning I felt bad. Real bad. Had to wash my clothes for work. As I was doing this, I felt the urge to sneeze. I sneezed so hard that I shit myself and pulled out my back. I ended up calling into work that day.

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These are baby stories compared to what I've been thru with drinking. That's why I stopped. lol. Sooooo many stories. Good times.