First official iPhone 8 leaked photo

Hey, look, a thread on Reddit about a fantastical Apple product, utilizing the “dongle” meme. Let’s wrap this high-minded circlejerk discussion up real quick:

  • ☑️ Steve Jobs good, flawless human in every way.
  • ☑️ Steve Jobs bad, irredeemably flawed human in every way.
  • ☑️ Steve Wozniak actually the real Apple Jesus.
  • ☑️ Something something “sheeple”.
  • ☑️ Something something “overpriced”.
  • ☑️ Something something “courage”.
  • ☑️ Something something “RDF” or “marketing” meme countering inherent product quality.
  • ☑️ Something something “Chinese child labor”.
  • ☑️ Something something “I actually love my MacBook Pro”.
  • ☑️ Something something “-gate”.
  • ☑️ Something something “Apple doesn’t pay taxes; Apple bad”.
  • ☑️ Something something “lol iOS” or “lol Android”.
  • ☑️ Bill Gates trumps Steve Wozniak is the true techno-Jesus.

I think that’s most of it, feel free to add more.

/r/funny Thread Link - i.redd.it