I wouldn't necessarily call this crazy but when I first started smoking at around age 15 I was really cautious. So one night I decided I was going to sneak out my window, take a walk and light up.

[Just some backround info ; I live on the ground floor of a 3 storie apartment on a quite street surrounded by houses.]

Seems easy enough right, so I hop out, do my thing it's a success, when I start walking back to my window I begin to realize that the window was much smaller and much higher than I thought it was from the inside. Mind you I am high and if anyone sees me it will look like I am breaking in to my house. At this point I'm freaking out I try to climb in multiple times, just barely getting close, when finally I said fuck it and decided to step back, run towards it and throw myself up, I managed to do it, scraping my entire stomach and hitting a glass lamb causing it to smash on the floor at 4 am. Never got caught though

After I realized how stupid I was and have been smoking inside my room with the window open ever since