when I inevitably feel better and less of shithead.

Whilst you did indeed lay waste to a potential plate, and only continued on this cataclysmic path to failure as the night went on - you should not forget that you approached this girl and that in and of it'self is more success than the majority of second-hand experience keyboard readers have done in the last six months.

My biggest takeaway from this if I was you (and believe me...I have been) is that when you look at this 'funny, unuqiue unicorn who just....'gets it'' remember that her fundamental nature is solipsism and hypergamy, and the way to success is to play into these rules.

Also as you can probably see from your experience, alcohol played it's part and personally I veer away from taking plates to clubs, you can make it work but it's not an easy setting due to all of the sexual energy and high SMV guys literally everywhere, flip side of course is that with good game you can play into competition anxiety and end up being irresistible.

All I can say is learn from the mistakes, don't feel too bad and go out and approach another woman tomorrow.