Friend gets to walk out to this parked in front of his house everyday.

Here's my take on it. Two bros are going to a low tier state college and are in a frat together. They both barely graduate with communications or like International Relations degrees. They have wealthy families and move back home after college. They're unable to find jobs and try to come up with their own business. This is the retarded shit they come up with. Their parents and grandparents fund this. Why? They know it's either drop a couple hundred grand now and do this or they're stuck with them in the house for 10 more years. Either that or they don't get jobs but move out anyway and the parents have to indefinitely support them.

At least by investing in this "Little Pussy" energy drink company their kids will never have the balls to ask for money again. Of course this company will tank as the guys rent some office space where they basically just sit around because they already paid another company to develop the drink while another company brews it and cans it for them.

Of course distribution will be a huge problem because even the shadiest arab-owned liquor store won't want to carry this BS. They've already stocked bottom tier energy drinks their beverage distributor hooked them up with and it wasn't worth the shelf space. Red bull, Monster, and Rockstar sell like hotcakes and why fix what isn't broken.

With a warehouse full of unsellable "Little Pussy" energy drinks and debts mounting fast they eventually have to leave the business. They spent a lot of money doing "promo" and marketing work in Vegas basically just having parties with strippers. They invited their friends who are also the children of rich parents hoping those connections would do the trick. Let's face it though, no one can sell this shit.

Eventually they are working as personal trainers and living in apartments where they just rent out a room. Their parents still pay for their cell phone bills, car insurance, all their bills except maybe rent. How would these retards ever afford it? Their roommates are pissed they can't park their cars in the 2 car garage because it's stacked to the brim with Little Pussy energy drinks.

Of course the dude thinks the drinks are actually worth $4 a pop and will refuse to sell them because the merchandise in the garage is "worth like 100k!" Their roommates will try them once or twice as a mix for their jagermeister and be disgusted.

Well that's what I got from this picture. I think I'm on the right track.

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