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Alright honestly, if you answered no - that you would take someone’s fucking money if you found a wallet on the ground, like, anywhere, like if they had money in there and you just take that money from them - like, why would you do that? Like.. You need to question your morality, like, I am just getting, like… Like when you guys answered, when some of you guys answered no to this I was just, like, shocked, like, I, like… my heart dropped a little bit like what the fuck? Why would you do that? Like, like, I’m trying to fucking understand why people do this, like do you understand that you’re a bad person and that you’re pretty much like a criminal and, like, if you fucking take someone’s money out of a wallet you might think it’s like, anonymous, you know, like you can’t get… like… caught for doing this but honestly they could fucking find out. But I’m just letting you guys know that it’s very bad to take someone’s money and I would never even dream of taking someone’s money if I found someone’s wallet on the ground, but like, HONESTLY you need to like… question your morality ‘cause like oh my gosh you guys are making me cry like why would you do this? Ah, I don’t know, I just wanted to, ugh, I just had to let this out, like, I can… I can not express my words for, like, people who would just take people’s money. Like, I would… You should honestly question your morality ‘cause if you - I don’t know if you go to church or anything, but like - if you do and you would, you would say no, like, I don’t think the church is teaching you anything, but like, I don’t even go to church myself and then it’s just like… Why would you fucking take someone’s money ‘cause that’s just so fucked up, like, someone could have worked for that money. I mean, they probably did, or, like even that or someone gave that money to them and they really, like, deserve that money because they’re a good person or like their parents gave it to them, to like, for lunch or something like, even if its just like - twenty bucks - why would you fucking do that? I don’t know, I-I get really worked up over this shit, to be honest, and you should really… fucking… not do that because… I really hope you guys, like, just come to your senses and just say that you would give back the money. Like, I hope the guilt, even if you did take the money, I hope the guilt like, like eats you alive because you really should not be doing this shit. Yeah, haha, I sound really worked up but honestly I’m not even that mad I’m just… Like I’ll probably just move on if I don’t find my wallet, like, I can work that money back but… To be honest, I’m just, I don’t know, you, just, I want you guys to be like better people… Like my followers who answered, like, “no”, like I just want you to know. Most of you answered yes, you would return the money, so, I mean, I’m happy, so, like, shout out to you - all of you that just said that. So, yeah, I mean… that’s all I’m gonna say.

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