21 year old straight male attending university here. I have the following in my two-bedroom apartment. This is all true but it doesn't look like the dwelling of an OCD neat-freak serial killer, in advance. I thought this was all normal shit that was expected of a man, to be honest.

• a nice big bong
• dank weed at all times
• a clean and good roommate with a friendly and playful dog
• my own young and healthy cat who eats good food and is friendly and playful as well, albeit incredibly energetic, and gets along just fine with the dog
• clean floors and counters
• dishes (that match) and clothes (that fit) put away
• no trash laying around
• tables and chairs
• matching living room furniture- couch & loveseat
• two bicycles and a Sector 9 skateboard
• dumbbells that are out of the way
• various supplements, protein, etc. in my pantry
• a decently stocked fridge
• a nice but not-too-large collection of wine and liquor bottles on top of the kitchen cabinets, along with a hand-painted beer pong table
• a dishwasher that does not have an alien species growing inside of it
• a projector in the living room
• a PS3 with different kinds of games (life sized fighting games!)
• a PC (just a school computer, no PC master race here unfortunately)
• a large stereo in the living room and another, better one on my dresser in my bedroom with my collection of albums nearby
• a variety of colorful/abstract/psychedelic posters, autographed/framed art, autographed/framed photos
• one of those clicker things that you can keep next to the bed to turn the lights off with (fuck yes technology)
• a full bookshelf and more books on my windowsill
• a collection of movies, some boxed sets
• matching bedroom furniture with a framed full-sized bed
• a golf bag in the corner of my bedroom
• a desk to do schoolwork on
• more clothes hanging on decent hangars in my closet
• unstained sheets that are clean
• five pillows on my bed
• some mementos on my dresser
• a clean litter box and a trashcan in the clean bathroom, which has hand soap and a hand towel present
• a clean shower with shampoo, conditioner, body wash, razors, loofah, etc.
• overpriced cologne that I cannot afford on my modest budget but buy anyway out of pure ignorance in my medicine cabinet
• a toothbrush and floss
• clean non-stinky towels
• no freaky pungent odors

Does this make up for the fact that I don't have a car? This thread has been great for my self-confidence so I hope it does.