Guy complains about his black neighbour making lots of noise, the neighbour responds with a screeching tirade about how he is a succesfull black man and is not going to allow the white man to tell him what to do. Also uses lots of hashtags.

[02:38:21] * Ninja_alamode kicks chaoswolf in the testicles

[02:38:29] <blue_tetris> Woah, dude.

[02:38:33] <ChaosWolf> Ninja, too late, I have cancer

[02:38:34] <blue_tetris> Ninja... uncalled for.

[02:38:39] <ChaosWolf> Testicular cancer

[02:38:44] <blue_tetris> Yeah...

[02:38:51] <blue_tetris> What the fuck, man.

[02:38:59] <blue_tetris> I'm sure he didn't mean to bring it up, Cdubs.

[02:39:10] <Ninja_alamode> I didn't know that...sorry...

[02:39:39] <Ninja_alamode> If I would have known...I wouldn't have posted that...

[02:39:43] <blue_tetris> I'm putting ninja_alamode on ignore.

[02:39:49] <blue_tetris> I just... that crossed the line.

[02:40:18] <Ninja_alamode> blue, you're really making me feel bad...I didn't even know.....

[02:40:29] <blue_tetris> I'm making -you- feel bad?

[02:40:37] <blue_tetris> Wow, then I can only imagine how Cdubs feels.

[02:41:43] <Ninja_alamode> Hey I didn't even know about that...I'm sorry jeeze...

[02:41:57] <blue_tetris> I'm sorry too.

[02:42:01] <blue_tetris> Sorry about Cdubs.

[02:42:04] <blue_tetris> And his cancer.

[02:42:31] <Ninja_alamode> Same here, if I would have known I wouldn't have posted that...

[02:43:42] <blue_tetris> You wouldn't have posted that? Imagine what Cdubs wouldn't have posted if he still had testicles instead of cancer.

[02:44:17] <Kabloxy|774> Come on, Dave, you're being irrational. I'm sure Alamode is truly sorry.

[02:44:36] <Kabloxy|774> Right, Alamode?

[02:44:41] <Ninja_alamode> I said I'm sorry, rather than rubbing it in can we just forget about this?

[02:44:46] <Ninja_alamode> Yes I am truly sorry...

[02:44:50] <Kabloxy|774> Agreed. Dave, shake on it?

[02:44:55] <blue_tetris> I wish Cdubs could be rubbing his balls right now.

[02:45:01] <blue_tetris> But he has cancer instead.

[02:45:09] <blue_tetris> Shake? You -would- go there.

[02:45:17] <Kabloxy|774> Yeah, I would.

[02:45:33] <blue_tetris> You want to shake?

[02:45:49] <blue_tetris> I bet Cdubs wants to shake too. Shake a scrotum containing two healthy testicles.

[02:45:52] <blue_tetris> Instead of cancer.

[02:46:08] <Kabloxy|774> Aw, come on. Testicular cancer isn't all that rare at 40, really.

[02:46:25] <Kabloxy|774> ER, 39. THIRTY-NINE.

[02:47:16] <Ninja_alamode> Must you try to rub it in tetris? It's not like I knew, and I have already said I am sorry...now you're just being an ass.

[02:47:32] <ChaosWolf> I'm crying right now

[02:48:16] <blue_tetris> ...

[02:48:48] <ChaosWolf> Why did you have to mention ass?

[02:48:57] <ChaosWolf> You do know that Dave has...

[02:49:03] <ChaosWolf> Ass Cancer...

[02:49:52] <blue_tetris> The doctors say I've only got two more weeks to use my ass.

[02:50:07] <blue_tetris> So, I've sorta been doing everything I ever wanted to do with my ass.

[02:50:28] <blue_tetris> Parasailing, deep sea snorkeling, train conducting...

[02:51:15] <Ninja_alamode> Ok...I am starting to think this whole thing was a joke on me...

[02:51:27] <blue_tetris> Hole thing???? Hole thing???!?!?!

[02:51:32] <blue_tetris> ?!@??!@?@

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