Haircut was a success i feel like a new man

I literally just got my room fully cleaned lol.

I’ll give it to you that it was dirty like a month or two ago. I realized it was getting me depressed seeing all the trash in my room so I got drunk and cleaned it. It was pretty bad tho so I asked my mom for some advice and we got this bitch spotless. Hell I even got a new adjustable mattress and a new comforter just for good measure since my parents have their own mattress shop so even my bed is spotless. Adjustable mattress are the best invention for drunks because you can literally get hammered and lay in bed but if you want to watch tv just grab the remote and that motherfucker will lift your whole ass body up and prop you up to watch tv. Shit is crazy, you can be dead weight laying on that bed and the hydraulic motor will prop your drunk ass up. I haven’t gotten my full use out of it yet because all I do is leave it propped up and pass out laying halfway off my bed every night, I basically use it like a damn couch. Im not even trying to flex my damn bed or anything I’m just an alcoholic that is happy that they exist in general. I didn’t even know I needed one till I got one but at the end of the day my old mattress was still pretty cool and I’m sure propping up a few pillows would have kinda simulated the same thing as propping myself up, but I just think the convince factor of having a remote to prop you up instantly while your drunk and lazy is just a lot more convenient. Sorry I’m high as shit rambling about mattresses I don’t even know what you were talking about to begin with.

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