You've let yourself become engrossed to masculine gender roles for one and feel that if you don't cling to them like holy doctrine then it must be easier to be a woman.

You're focused entirely on the all of the wrong things.

You get no sympathy.

So do some women

You're expected to do anything for yourself

That doesn't change with gender.

You're supposed to make the first move

It's about knowing what you want and going for it. You aren't expected to do anything.

if you're a good looking woman you have so many opportunities and chances in life

Chances are you would've been an average or ugly woman.

Even if you're a shy woman you'll get some sort of attention

And once you have it you'll want it to fuck off because attention sucks when it's for superficial reasons.

One of my favorite kinks was (gentle) femdom and I recently found out that that's not real. No woman will ever want to take care of a man unless he is her son. Woman need men to take care of them and provide for them. Most women are submissive in bed because in this day and age they need to be dominant in the workplace and life and need a break from that in bed. The ones that do femdom do it for money because of pathetic men like me.

This is just generalizations of gender

Women have everything they want in this day and age

Except a lot of things.. like equality. The ability to go for a walk at night alone. To go out without getting harassed or the fear of harassment. Even something as simple as playing a video game can invite harassment.

The only downside I see is having a period and the danger of being raped.

You missed all of the little intricacies of life as a woman

A man means being an adult male. Do you like being male? What do you like? Your body? What?

Their clothes are better than men, they can dress so many different ways and style their hair however they want

You could too but you're worried about what other people think about you so you choose to live like this "Men all look the same and wear the same boring clothes."

All my flaws wouldn't be so deal breaking.

This is just great satire