Yeah. Especially park rangers. They pretend to care about the environment, what with their friendly smiles and their teaching kids about conservation, but I know the truth. You can see it in those Brady soulless eyes they hide under their wide brimmed hats, yes they try to hide it, but I know the truth. They secretly lust after shooting an innocent bear in the woods and leaving its cubs orphaned. That trigger happy forest cop can't wait to end another life, and he's got nothing but time to plan the perfect bear murder and get away with it. And in his darkest moments, when he's not drowning wolf puppies in a stream or beating deer to death with his nightstick, he's plotting the big crime... the biggest abuse of power. The Big Fire. Yes, he'll set the forest ablaze, killing hundreds if not thousands of innocent woodland creatures, all while laughing maniacally at the knowledge that he'll get away with this irredeemable act of pure, unadulterated evil.

And then, when the dark, hateful, and murderous nature of our public servants of the forest is finally revealed, we will all know that ALL cops - not just patrol cops who took my heroin, not just campus police who took my beer, not just highway patrol who gave me a ticket once - yes, even PARK RANGERS are indeed BASTARDS! Because ALL MEANS ALL!