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At 15 I decided that if I ever saw a girl who seemed like she was into me I would approach her no matter what. Realized at 16-17 that I was not dressing well enough. So I changed it up and started dressing slightly better. Always loved exercising, started with climbing at 17. Was like 5'7 at 128 lbs. At 18 I started university, computer science. Got a lot of male friends, most of them are kind of bad with girls so it's not like it changes a lot. Between 19-20 I went to the gym more, improved the way I dress a lot more too. These days I dress very well in my opinion, barely ever use graphic t-shirts anymore.

I'm now 22, 5'9" 150 lbs. Can do chin-ups with more than 60% of my body weight added for some sort of reference. I start to think I'm getting so fit that it actually might be a negative rather than a positive for some girls, I train sometihng like about 6 times per week.

I wanted to become more social so I have joined an organisation as a graphical designer which is creating the biggest festival at my university, a 3 day festival. We will have a parade which is going through the city where thousands and thousands of people will watch. I have made a promotion video using my own voice which thousands of people have seen. My picture is literally even in the newspaper we made for the festival.

To some degree I'm probably normal now compared to some of you guys, but I have still not even gotten even remotely close to getting a kiss or anything of the sort. People are so fucking normal it's absurd. All I can think when I think about what I have done is like "Day number 847, they still don't suspect anything.". I feel like some sort of undercover agent who has infiltrated the most advanced under ground society on earth.