well, well, well, mr. lasergumball, it's funny how we keep meeting like this. although, i suppose last time, you had the better of me. well, now, it seems the tables have been turned, now haven't they? i do indeed believe that to be the case hahahah! why do you fight for such a pitiful cause? hmmm? pistol whips you. i can't hear you ahaha! such a pathetic being you are. what keeps driving you? what keeps you in this perpetual state of being driven? not that it matters, because you'll be dead shortly anyways ahahah! yep, yep, yep, mr. lasergumball, i do believe you are in quite the predicament, and you are indeed at my mercy as has been discussed previously in this discussion. any moment now you'll discover the things you have been fighting for are worthless as you fall victim to your own tenacity and stubbornness. that moment could be now... or now... or.... now...... but i digress. have you ever heard the saying "revenge is a cold served best dish?" er.. thats not right. anyways that's not important right now. the important thing to remember is no one will miss you once i have sent you to the grave pistol whips you ahahah! you're not looking too good there mr lasergumball, which could be from the pistol shipping i have done to you in the last fe... DISH BEST SERVED COLD! that was what i was trying to say! isn't that funny how that works sometimes.. where you have the thing on the tip of your tongue, but can't quite think of it.. then it comes to you mid sentence a minute or two later? pistol whips you ahaha yup it's not looking good for you. your future is looking bleak at this moment and i am the source of the said bleak looking future. do you have any final words, mr. lasergumball? so think of your last words if you have any and let me know. don't try anything funny either, as off to my right is a rope connected to a pulley system for some reason.. and it is in a state of extreme tension, holding a large and massive crate hanging 30 feet above my head. i do believe if you were to take the cool hidden shoe knife that is hidden in your shoe, and you were to throw it at the rope, i do believe that would cause me great bodily harm ahaha! wouldn't that be something?! that would be a great throw if you hit the rope like that .... ... wait! ... no!! what are you doing! are you reaching for the knife?! stop or i'll shoot! knife throw

looks up at heavy crate falling NNNOOOOOOoooo crush