If you need to know the kinda guy Keith Lee is, I asked him if wrestling hurt more than other sports. His response? “Hang on let me go grab my thesaurus”

particles in a disk of gas and dust, colliding and sticking together as they orbit the star therefore becoming a planet in this particular scenario known as Earth if another fellow homosapien were to hypothetically follow the laws of physics that control the universe by putting the same homosapien that was being analyzed previously in an upside down position unlike how they were standing previously and then with the force of gravity move through the air and their cranium lands on the ground just above the equator which is also known as a piledriver then they would cease to exist with a conscience in the mortal realm and then their conscience would transfer to the afterlife depending on that previously existing homosapiens religious beliefs. I Keith Lee the 1st of House Lee can assure every member of the congregation that supports predetermined combat sport in a professional setting that while the ending predetermined combat sport in a professional setting match is determined beforehand, the possible impairment of homosapien functions caused by non deliberate malfunction from a fellow homosapien in the the combat area that sanctions predetermined combat sport in a professional setting has a confirmed authenticity. Every homosapien with the XX chromosome and homosapien with the XY chromosome is increasing the probability of ceasing to exist every time they participate in predetermined combat sport in a professional setting. Whenever a predetermined combat sport in a professional setting athlete responds to gravity ceases all function and lands on the ground just above the equator by simulating a response to another homosapien presenting a counterfeit force of kinetic energy to the facial area, also known as taking a bump, the sensory receptors in our skin send messages via nerve fibres to the spinal cord and the sensation of pain is registered. I have to regretfully give a reminder to the congregation that non deliberate malfunctions have taken place in predetermined combat sport in a professional setting. History can be traced back to 1999 years after the birth of Jesus the 1st of House Christ also the son of God, there was a non deliberate malfunction at a predetermined combat sport in a professional setting event known as Over the Edge. Owen the 1st of House Hart was pulled to the ground above the equator thanks to gravity where he immediately ceased to exist. The blame for this non deliberate malfunction can be placed on Vincent the 2nd of House McHitler who used a sharp object to weaken the strength of the safety harness that was designed to protect homosapiens. Vincent the 2nd of House McHitler, Vincent the 1st of House Russo and Kevin the 1st of House Dunn should take sole responsibility for Owen the 1st of House Hart ceasing to exist in the mortal realm.

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