A is for anything to waste your time
B is for being a dick about something trivial, then becoming a doctor in the next comment
C is for controversial political scandals and disagreements
D is for Dickbutt
E is for end it, because this is r/relationships
F is for flip-flopping on ideals in a moments notice
G is for PLEASE PLEASE GILD ME
H is for hit that blunt boi
I is for inciting violence
J is for Java the hutt, don't look into it
K is for kicking back and lurking
L is for laughing at a car wreck, even thought you're at work and that report still isn't finished
M is for r/pcmasterrace
N is for r/nofap, yes those subs are at odds
O is for over exaggerating
P is for pleb
Q is for questing, n00b
R is for rekt. See; pleb
S is for snek
T is for Trebuchet, the only way
U is for undercover cops, looking at you r/trees
V is for virgin, also known as 4chan
W is for walking the thin line between learning from Reddit and being controlled by it
X is for Xavier, Renegade Angel
Y is for r/youdontsurf, brah
Z is for sigh unzips