If there was a children's book called the Reddit ABC's, what would each letter represent?

A is for anything to waste your time

B is for being a dick about something trivial, then becoming a doctor in the next comment

C is for controversial political scandals and disagreements

D is for Dickbutt

E is for end it, because this is r/relationships

F is for flip-flopping on ideals in a moments notice

G is for PLEASE PLEASE GILD ME

H is for hit that blunt boi

I is for inciting violence

J is for Java the hutt, don't look into it

K is for kicking back and lurking

L is for laughing at a car wreck, even thought you're at work and that report still isn't finished

M is for r/pcmasterrace

N is for r/nofap, yes those subs are at odds

O is for over exaggerating

P is for pleb

Q is for questing, n00b

R is for rekt. See; pleb

S is for snek

T is for Trebuchet, the only way

U is for undercover cops, looking at you r/trees

V is for virgin, also known as 4chan

W is for walking the thin line between learning from Reddit and being controlled by it

X is for Xavier, Renegade Angel

Y is for r/youdontsurf, brah

Z is for sigh unzips

/r/AskReddit Thread