Throw them down 6 or 7 flights of stairs.

Make them jump through a glass window.

Give them medication to cause fatigue, headaches, nausea, and sensitivity to all stimuli from all senses.

Give them medicine that causes constipation for 4 days, then a few hours before game time, give them a laxative.

Strap some type of thermo-regulating device to them and, every 20 minutes or so, flip between ‘doing cardio in hell’ hot and ‘naked in the north pole’ freezing.

Have them swallow something extremely acidic 5 minutes before showtime.

Replace their otc pain meds with placebos so they’ll help them about as much as they help us.

Strap weights to their ankles and wrists.

Then make them attempt to go about their everyday life as normal.

And don’t forget to randomly stab them with a large needle or put a lit match on random parts of their skin at random times during the day.

Anyone who makes it through one day without a mental breakdown wins.