So I'm gonna completely deconstruct your argument line by line.

it just happens to be a preference that every male on earth has.

This alone shows you how poor an opinion you have of men in general. My ex-girlfriend, who was one of the most beautiful girls I've been with (and was an exotic dancer BTW) was one of the most flat chested women I've ever seen. Not only did I not miss big tits when I was with her, but I loved playing with her nips and chest probably more then with any other girl I've ever been with.

"Curves requirements" are a real thing

No they're not, if I'm dating or even casually fucking a girl, as long as she is attractive it doesn't matter what her measurements are, even the most shallow of my friends concur with this.

Men want a big boobed woman so they can look good next to her in Facebook pictures

What kind of insecure guys are you around that want a woman to validate their existence. Would you even want a guy who's self esteem is based upon being with you? If people think my girl looks great, that's awesome, if they don't I don't really give a fuck because If I like her why do I care what other people think?

Having a busty girlfriend or wife is a status symbol

Again, I want to point out something, even for the highest status guys in our society (aside from maybe rappers) how many of their wives are super chesty? Howard Stern is married to a model with no tits; Laura Louie: Woody Harrelson's wife is flat chested and super average looking, and Heather Mills, Paul Mccartney's wife while chesty had "ONE LEG"

Overall, I think that the problem with your chest is just a manifestation of deeper insecurity. Take is from a guy who has been there and done that, If you had your tits done it wouldn't get any better because you'll just find another "Defect" to pin your issues on. Instead of focusing on what's wrong with you physically, focus on what's right and remember, please please please if you read nothing else I write read this!!!!

*If you're truly concerned about a not being able to woo the people in this world that would view your tits as a deal breaker, remember that whatever relationship you would be apart of would be based only on the presence of your boobs. It's like a woman that marries or dates a man for his money/job; When that career and income goes away how long do they hang around..... Just think about it. *

Agreeing with everything you said and you made a lot of valid points BUT your last statement, I can't agree with..

''When that career and income goes away how long do they hang around..... Just think about it. *''

Except boobs don't go away, they're always attached to you