One day, I was in the ghetto, when a spooky savage tribe cornered me. They snuck up on me from my blind spot. Anyway, they invited me to a powwow where I was blackmailed to sell someone down the river. How lame! This someone was the crippled black sheep of the tribe who had an evil spirit animal. I was grandfathered into this, and my objections were dismissed. I felt gypped as I had to brainstorm how to do this all by myself. All that being said, I now realize I was being racist and tone deaf, and that complaining about this is literally complaining about a first world problem. So to that spooky savage tribe living in the ghetto: I literally apologize.