she was pretty basic Did she meet the criteria for a Basic Bitch? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaghIdSJKvQ

In college, I knew so many vapid women whose only redeeming feature was their beauty. They were usually self-infatuated, believing themselves to be snowflakes, Unique and brilliant.

In reality, they all wear identical ass-clinging leggings (the only variance here is the size of said ass) while traveling in herds for confidence. You rarely see them with the courage to be alone, and when they are, they require a cell phone in front their faces to diminish the social anxiety they feel when isolated from their herd. They shop at the same places, speak with the same inane vocal fry about the same vapid pop trends in music, clothing, and candy corn social movements.

Good luck wrestling an original opinion or thought out of them.

What strikes me is just how highly they regard themselves. My circle of guys friends includes some Basic Bitches, and I often play the lone wolf that stands up to the herd of righteous bitches. One night, we were seated as a large mixed group (couples and singles) at a local bar. One woman began bitching about how dumb her boyfriend (not present at the time) was. The remaining women piled on about how stupid men were and how much starter women were.

Unconcerned with laying any of them and utterly willing to piss them all off, I casually asked on which subjects women were smarter. They, of course, said everything. So, I said prove it. Don't cheat with your phones, and answer this question, "If Congress voted to ban women's suffrage, would you support such a bill?"

Several women (all either in college or college-graduated, mind you) at the table outright said, "Yes, of course we need to eliminate suffrage." Several of the slightly more intelligent women asked me to just explain what suffrage meant, which of course I refused. Not one woman at the table understood what "women's suffrage" meant. Ironically, the men at the table could not contain their laughter. They apparently knew the definition of "suffrage".

They did honor my request not to use their phones for several minutes and I even asked our female waitress who agreed that ending suffrage would be good for women.

After a couple of minutes of debate, I said go ahead and use your phones. They were pissed to learn the meaning of the word.

I told them, "Your grandmothers marched in the streets to give you the right to vote, and you've forgotten what movement is even called. You should be ashamed of yourselves." If told them that if they lacked that basic knowledge of women's history, a subject that should unique apply to them, what else did they lack?

Several of the guys at the table (some of whom had girlfriends present for the show) told me that the little exchange was epic.